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19 April 2006 @ 07:19 pm
Drive-by spellchecking  
Sitting behind this guy at a stop light, listening to his car stereo blasting punk rock and reading his bumper stickers: Son of Sam, AFI Sing the Sorrow, Roses Are Red, one that says, "The next time you think you're perfect, just try walking on water," and another that says, "More orgasms, less kids," with little sperm drawings to illustrate.

I am appalled. All by myself in my car, I exclaim, "Fewer! FEWER kids!"

If bumper sticker publishers can't even use proper grammar, I honestly don't know what kind of world we're living in anymore.

Feeling: impressedsuperior
Piscisicon_piscis on April 20th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
Hehe! That's so something that I do.

We should just go paint the town red, sometime (as in, red with correctional ink on all those offending signs, stickers, and posters). Though maybe without all that making out we reportedly did the Friday before last, at least until neither of us are sick anymore. Who knows what those kangaroos carry.

Hope you're feeling better!
laughing_sphinxlaughing_sphinx on April 21st, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
Haha! I can just see us jailed for graffiti: "But, officer, the sign had a dangling participle! We were performing a public service!"

Yeah, I'm marginally better, thanks. That strep really's got me down and is kicking me around, but I'm halfway through my antibiotics regimen, so I should start improving any day now. How about you? Did you have to get cultured? That's the last time we have a threesome with a strange kangaroo, I swear.

Have fun at the bachelor geekfest and see y'alls at Kobolds!
Mary Chi-Whi Kimkimmchigirl on April 22nd, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
This is funny! All the "lite" things glowing neon make me want to crack some tubes, too.

laughing_sphinxlaughing_sphinx on April 22nd, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC)
Tell me about it! Dave Barry had an article a while back demanding a special tax on businesses with signs using words like "lite" or "ye olde shoppe" and stuff like that, so we're definitely not alone.